It's chilly out there. Seriously. Here in the Bay Area, it's actually almost crisp. Brisk, even. I'm good with brisk and crisp. When I go to the city, though--it's downright cold.
Back at my parents' house? It's in the low teens. AS A HIGH. I don't do cold weather. I punch cold weather in the face with the glory of knitwear and also hot cocoa and sometimes boozy coffee, because really, I like all of these things.
You, too, can punch horrible winter weather in the face with a lovely, hand-crocheted hat that was inspired by my favorite sea creature of all time (seriously, move over Kanye, I'm about to drop some knowledge):
The purple sea urchin. Look it up. They're fantastic. They do everything a regular sea urchin does, BUT BETTER, and they're purple, on top of it. It's like if Prince was riding a unicorn through a field of awesome while wearing a raspberry beret, only this isn't a raspberry beret. It's a purple slouch hat. It looks like a sea urchin shell. It's warm, it's soft, it's made of hand-dyed, one of a kind 100% Peruvian Highland Wool.
You want to look good this winter? You want to punch Jack Frost right in the cojones and say "hey, screw you, I'm warm and you're all creepy and cold and have giant pointy hands," you say?
Enter to win. There's only one of these hats, and there will only be one forever. Don't be that guy and miss out. I'll be sad for you, if you do.
Back at my parents' house? It's in the low teens. AS A HIGH. I don't do cold weather. I punch cold weather in the face with the glory of knitwear and also hot cocoa and sometimes boozy coffee, because really, I like all of these things.
You, too, can punch horrible winter weather in the face with a lovely, hand-crocheted hat that was inspired by my favorite sea creature of all time (seriously, move over Kanye, I'm about to drop some knowledge):
The purple sea urchin. Look it up. They're fantastic. They do everything a regular sea urchin does, BUT BETTER, and they're purple, on top of it. It's like if Prince was riding a unicorn through a field of awesome while wearing a raspberry beret, only this isn't a raspberry beret. It's a purple slouch hat. It looks like a sea urchin shell. It's warm, it's soft, it's made of hand-dyed, one of a kind 100% Peruvian Highland Wool.
You want to look good this winter? You want to punch Jack Frost right in the cojones and say "hey, screw you, I'm warm and you're all creepy and cold and have giant pointy hands," you say?
Enter to win. There's only one of these hats, and there will only be one forever. Don't be that guy and miss out. I'll be sad for you, if you do.
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