Okay? Okay. Now that you know how that feels--let's get to that fancy-pants sampler on the left.
My friend, the illustrious Jessica Hebert of LoveMeOrnamentals on Etsy, stitched this fabulous holiday sampler for me--and it's hanging in her house right now.
I built the pattern by hand, and it's available in my Etsy shop here, for five dollars. I'm also offering full kits shipped to your home, and will have these listed this week, for last minute handmade gifts. More pictures below the jump!